what do you call an 800-pound gorilla
what is it
that gorilla was a lady
yeah you made some super-sexist assumptions
you misgendered an 800-pound gorilla
you just got your ass beat by an 800-pound gorilla-lady
i try and i try to make real connections but i just wind up hurting people
1:39 pm • 20 October 2014 • 22 notes
In the 1880’s wild horses roamed Oregon state in the USA, and they were prized for their exceptionally good looks and long manes and tails, hence their being referred to as the ‘Oregon Wild Long-haired Wonder Horses.
1:30 pm • 20 August 2014 • 154 notes
Burrowing owls, standing off.
10:59 am • 24 February 2014
A worker puts finishing touches on masks of Pope Francis at a factory assembly line in Sao Goncalo near Rio de Janeiro. (Photo by Sergio Moraes/Reuters via American Photo)
7:07 pm • 31 January 2014 • 3 notes
||When I tell people my girlfriend is Mormon, and they ask me if she wears magic underwear, I need to come up with a better response than, "I don't know, why don't you stick your face in that paper shredder?"
||You could just ask them what kind of underwear their girlfriend is currently wearing.
||I should have clarified, I need a LESS rude response that still points out how insane and inappropriate that question is.
||But violence is totally rude!
||It's not a real threat, you can't actually stick a body part in there.
||Then maybe you need to invoke a different weapon.
5:22 pm • 13 January 2014 • 4 notes
"Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’"
A woman’s work is never done
I can’t decide if this is great or a sign of End Times. Probably both.
10:52 am • 7 January 2014 • 83,648 notes
In Salt Lake City, Utah, Boy Scouts are bringing pizza to county clerk employees who are working through lunch to get as many marriage licenses issued to the hundreds of gay applicants waiting for them.
Prop 8 was only five years ago.
Don’t tell me change can’t happen.
4:27 pm • 23 December 2013 • 2 notes
There is an Italian bakery in carroll gardens where you can get a buttered sesame roll, cookie, and coffee for $2 and so I am never leaving.
12:02 pm • 29 November 2013
lifeaquatic said: You know the elevator!! My hero!! And you work at "The Chron" as we call it?
yes! it’s at the Atlanta Marriott, where I was attending a conference for ‘the chron’ (which we also call it). it really is a surreal Panem-like building.
11:23 am • 23 November 2013 • 2 notes